Ha ha ha! This is so funny! For a second there, I thought you really wrote this. I was like, "Oh, what a cool response." Then it said,
Come Segway riding at locations across the UK, never has travelling at the dizzy top speed of 12 mph been quite such fun.....
Then I realized you probably pulled this off some advertisement somewhere. You almost had me. Very clever.
Haha @littlescribe I know right. Googled this and found the exact thing on a website. Hahaha.