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Tourism here makes miracles...lol

I grew up beside Loch Ness.

Imagine what it`s like there for the myth of the Loch Ness Monster Nessie?

Tourists used to asked me all the time if I believe in Nessie or I have ever seen the monster. I say of course I used to see Nessie swimming in the Loch every Sunday at 9am.

The tourists would go really?

I go "Aye, Have you ever seen my grandmother in a bikini, she`s the real living Loch Ness Monster!"

Anyway it made them laugh especially as it rains a lot in Scotland too!

LOL!!!!
Really Good!
Made me laugh
thanks

Just a shame they never tipped me a few dollars each for the Nessie joke.

Your welcome and many thanks too!