...saddle up the Landwhale... I think is my new favorite phrase.
Ya, there were many times I thought we were going to die that first night in search of this mythical free campsite. I'm sure it's just a story the creepy campers tell people to attract unsuspecting travelers to lure them into their den for slaughter. Was it called the Bates Campground by any chance?
Oh man, that'd be a story right there. Fake campground, no need for reservations, and thus nobody knows who arrives...or that nobody leaves.
Now I have the song "Psycho Killer" by Talking Heads going in my head: Psycho Camper, Qu'est-ce que c'est, Fu-fu-fu-FU-fu, Fu-fu-fu-fu-FU-fu, better Run run run run run run run away!
That can be your next karaoke contest entry!
Maybe that can be the Landwhale theme song!