Yeah, or David Blaine shows up outta nowhere holding some helium balloons being all like, "I'll save you," sounding all monotone n shit.
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Yeah, or David Blaine shows up outta nowhere holding some helium balloons being all like, "I'll save you," sounding all monotone n shit.
I've got this image of a David Blaine rescue going something like this: "I'll save you! Right after I pop your balloon and send it plummeting to the ground and just before you slam into the concrete I will slide my hands really fast and magically in front of the camera and you will be transported safely to the ground and probably only have one or two broken bones." All done in monotone.
They would probably just prefer to go to the Land of Oz.
The Land of Oz does sound a lot more appealing than The Plane of Blaine.
Somehow that sounds pornographic to me...yes, I don't think anyone really wants to go there.