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Hey! Im so freaking white that i look like edward from twilight when sun hits me. Not my fault that i have a genetics of cave troll 😅

But Edward could climb trees and shit and he also had an enormous forehead. Get on his level!!!

Did you just admit to seeing Twilight movies!? BUSTED!

Yo, GET OFF MY FUCKING BACK, I was a kido, I liked vampires. Who the fuck expected that the myth of Bram Stoker, ended up as a DJ from the 80s, putting too much product on his hair?

No! The enormous forehead and tree climbing is more Eve’s thing. I’m just shiny and white!

Touche... :(

You guys should fight crime together.

Naah! We are more the arch enemy- type😏