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Great to get a few laughs, thanks. Excellent writing, You just got a new follower and NUMBER ONE fan. Maybe we'll meet in the snow sometime.

Just so you know, camel-toe tea is exactly what it says on the tin.

Oh Wow!
Thank You!

My last number one fan died under mysterious circumstances,
I hope you fair better :)

Fear not, I took good care of your last number one fan

Well, I guess the case has been solved!

I just hope you are keeping its skin lotioned, so it doesn't get hose again.