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It was the camera
One young lass said "Oh what a big one", I managed to bite my tongue and not reply "You should see it when it is extended",
Mum was there, and I like my ears still attached to my head.

oh, ah missus. hehehe

I wish you could have videoed that exchange hehehe. That would have gone super viral.

There are probably rules on what you can publish, even on here.