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Even if her lady parts were all fucked up and roboty, grab some WD 40 and ride her like a mechanical bull... there's a joke about futile resistance I'm not going to touch in the current political climate.

I'll gladly trade in my soul, personality, and everything that makes up who I am as a person for a female companion who never gets emotional.

She's called the Internet and she's a lady of many faces🎩🎩😄

I used to think I was my own harshest critic until I got on the internet. It turns out Jbones123 is my harshest critic, who thinks I should shoot myself in the face while getting anally raped because I am a piece of shit who doesn't deserve to live or keep my voluntary anal virginity.

ahahaha, oh lord

I mean.. have you guys seen archer?

Love me some early Archer, sloppy writing after season 5

Ya and the last season waas total shit :(

Anyways, I mentioned it because of Katya's robot vagina

Daaaammn, that was a stretch in the ol' connect the dots territory😁 Are you suggesting he need only go to Russia to get a cold, hard, emotionless woman

I've no idea what your talking about...

....Ukraine might be a better choice j/k

It'll all be Russia by 2020 anyways😬