BIRTHDAY GUEST WITH A TWIST.

Eto na nga mga ante!

Naimbita si baby boy ko sometime ago sa party ng mga altang bagets dito sa Englatera.

Nakakaintindi pa ng tagalog ang mga anak ko, dahil alam niyo naman sa bansang mahal ang bigas eh bawal pagalitan or paluin ang mga bata at ma-aari kang makulong.

Kaya kapag nasa labas kami tinatagalog ko sila ng bongga.

So eto na takbo takbo ang bagets, sigaw naman ang ante niyo.

"LIAM! MADAPA KA! MADAPA KA!"

SHUTA PINAGTINGINAN AKO NG MGA TISAY AT AFAM.

Naisip ko baka isipin nila palengkera ako 🙈

I wonder why bakit yung isang mommy, ang sama talaga ng tingin sakin ramdam na ramdam ko ang poot niya sa dibdib.

While on the queue sa pagkain lumapit sakin ang nanay ng friend ng anak ko which is the celebrant and she said to me:

"You know what Meda, I don't want to intervene on how you discipline you're child. But I guess it's not good ans appropriate you shouting and swearing at him in public"

I was like oh no no no! You got it all wrong! With matching hand gestures.

"But you called him mother fucker. Not so nice of you as his mum talking to him like that"

I was so embarrassed shuta!

Kaya sabi ko

"NO! I AM NOT SWEARING AT HIM AT ALL!

I AM JUST TELLING HIM HE MIGHT TRIP AND FALL!"

Sabay pakita ng google translate tagalog - english!

Natawa ang nanay ni bagets. Mega explain din siya sa mga co-parents na naadun at mukhang imbyerna sakin 😂

Kaya lesson learned na be picky sa mga words na gagamitin or ginagamit natin while were abroad, mahirap makulong dahil lang we're mistakenly judged 😂

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HAHAHAHHA ayan ayan kasi dapat pag nasa ibang bansa Inglishan lang.

Delikado 🤣🤣🤣

Madapaka rules! XD