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I would love to follow you. Into a dark alley, where I would have the opportunity to slit your throat.

It's okay. I'm 99% sure that was a joke.

Oh my hell! This is so ironic! Laughing to the end of the day! Hahahahahahahah.................................

Ha ha. Nice. Although I was concerned initially because I thought it was directed at me.

Lol. No, I just seen your comment and will reply after this one. But, I plan to slit no one's throat if I can help it.