In an awful act of virtual terror, a small child was brutally attacked by a Tron (TRX) dog, shortly after the English release of the popular blockchain phenomenon. Let loose from the virtual restraints of the platform, the cyber pit-bull mauled four year old Sally Young, who had spent the morning playing outside of her home in El Cerrito, California with her older sisters.
Leaping out from an unprotected mobile device, the digital hound immediately targeted the most vulnerable of the children, viciously attacking Sally amidst a panic of screams. After seriously wounding it's victim, the crazed canine was thankfully destroyed when Sally's quick thinking sister tossed the unguarded phone into their backyard pool.
"He just kinda glitched out," said Mary, Sally's oldest sister, speaking of the Tron (TRX) dog's ultimate demise.
Sally was left in critical condition, suffering from multiple bite wounds to her arms and face. While she remains hospitalized, the doctor assigned to her care believes she has made it through the worst of her treatment.
"Sally's a fighter, she'll be ok," said Dr. Bairan of the Oakland Children's Hospital where Sally was rushed after the incident. "The rabies shots are going to hurt, but she'll be alright."
The release of Tron (TRX) dogs did little to boost the value of the token, relentlessly hovering around $US 0.07. And while the announcement by the company of a myriad of partnerships will surely translate into market gains eventually, Justin Sun (the founder of the Tron platform), will need to immediately hire legal staff to handle incoming lawsuits from a number of suspected dog bites, like Sally's.
In a stunning twist of irony, Heather Young, the mother of the victim, has publicly stated she has no intention of suing the fledgling company. In fact, she has apologized to Justin Sun for the inconvenience.
"I just want to say I'm sorry if this incident has caused any delay in Tron's (TRX) plans for development," Ms. Young remarked at a press conference held shortly after the tragic incident occurred, "I look forward to the release of the Tron Main Net in March. We love you Justin."
An experienced trader in the crypto-space, Ms. Young has shared publicly that Tron (TRX) makes up a sizeable portion of her investment portfolio. To her credit, she was able to fund Sally's care by liquidating the Ethereum (ETH) she held on Coinbase.
"I wasn't gonna sell my Tron (TRX)," quipped Ms. Young, "I don't care what happened."
Micah C. Miracle
At this point, a "bite" might at least let me know TRX is still sliding across the universe.
Lol. Right! What's with TRX....
just HODL. Like mom.
Lol. I shall keep my stiff upper lip :)
Sounds like hate speech disguised as parody. Still makes for an interesting read.
its definitely not hate speech. geez.
Common man, I am definitely not accusing you of hate speech. Your post is so thoroughly sarcastic that.........just go with the flow man.
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