LikiHow: How To Wipe Your Butt

in #tutorial6 years ago (edited)

Do you need this for your butt? Do you have a question about how much t.p. you can use in a wipe session?

LET'S TALK ABOUT THAT

Some people say there are no limits on length. But just like nobody can lick their own elbow, nobody should ever use too much toilet paper!

INSTRUCTIONS

First you must GRAB the toilet paper. Some say you should firmly clasp it, but GRABbing should be fine in this tutuorial.

NO, not your muscles! The T.P.! STRETCH the roll at an arms length and there you have your PERSONAL MAXIMUM LENGTH for usage. NEVER use more than your limit you despicable dog!

The LOGIC behind this RULE lies in the length of the natures pocket and one's own natural wing span. As you age your butt cracks length should increase at a rate that is acceptable when compared to your growing wing span.

Lastly we have the WIPING phase. This is a delicate procedure many say is even more difficult than perfoming surgery on a grape. So proceed CAUTIOUSLY. Make a SWIPING motion like you're taking money from a cashier. Don't be too quick though because we wouldn't want any flinging action.

Now throw your poo paper in the toilet and push the handle/button to finish. You are now educated on the usage of toilet paper.

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We wash ours here with soap and water @pwny
I can't even imagine wiping butt with only toilet paper ha ha ha.
Maybe wiping it again with some alcohol will do it seems inadequate without washing.

Haha Dangit! I'm going to have to make a revised tutorial on how to properly wipe! I wonder how many ways this task can be accomplished. Lol

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Looool

Glad you liked it!😉

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Lol best instructional ever lol

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Apparently not!! Everyone wipes without paper in other countries!!!

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Yeah I think I will pass on that lol

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Do you know, in most Asian country use their finger? 😂

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Welp there goes the tutorial. Lol I should've made it finger friendly!😆

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PERSONAL MAXIMUM LENGTH
It will increase as you will grow

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