I am so very happy about your orchid blooming! It made my day to read about it. I was just talking to my wife about maybe being ready to buy another orchid for my home office.
Let me just say that if it were not for freezies and pixy sticks, I may not be the man I am today. Surely I would not have survived the blistering summers of my southern youth without the healing powers of freezies and flavored powdered sugar!
Go for it, the orchid spirits calleth!
You're too funny, you could do the #comedyopenmic! 💜 I always crack up at your descriptions.