Neat, I am glad you laughed since that was my goal right from the start!
And thanks for the great feedback, it was pretty much what expected. When I hit the publish button I thought to myself " this is a good post but for all the wrong reasons" so I am surprised it even got accepted, hehe.
Also thanks for the time you took to review this, I'd guess it took you a bit more
than the usual since it's different to what you are usually dealing with. I promise, I'll try to improve next time :D