Vegan's dick bread

For this Vegan's dick you'll need:

1kg Flour - 1 garlic - Oregano- Oil and water

If you dont know how to make bread, is easy, put one cup of flour in a recipie and add some oil (I used 2 tablespoons) , mixed the flour and the oil and add water ( the water you need until the 3 element get firm )
The garlic and the oregano can be put at any moment ; before or after the mix.
I putted before, but in the past I putted them after.
Is your choice. because veganism has no rules..

Then make your Dick real. Play with it but not so much, remember you're gonna eat it.