"I sees za need fur a great reset. Owning nuthing, being happy, paying us a carbon tax while EATING ZE BUGS vill help solve zee klimate krisis. Fur more information, read mein buch called Ze Great Reset.
Heil Greta und ze new king, who naturally is a member of ze Vorld Economic Forum und under mein control."
It's true, only eating zhe bugz can solve zhe klimate krisis!
Yes, don't forget about eating ze bugz lol