Who needs enemies?

Can I bring a friend?
Next time a guy invites you for a dinner outing, don't go if you don't like him.
Don't bring a friend if you want him.

I invited a girl I liked to go have dinner. She insisted on bringing a friend, although I was driving a two seater cabriolett. We had to get the friend an uber, (an unforseen extra cost for me). We met nicely and enjoyed the date. With the friend being so annoying all the time: "I don't eat this, I don't drink that". After dinner we went to a night club and danced the night away. After a few drinks she wanted to go home, but the friend didn't want to leave. So we eventually convinced her. We had to squeeze ourselves into the two seater and drive away. Now the girl I had taken out lived nearby. She insisted that she be dropped off first. The friend stayed in the outskirts of town. So it wouldn't make sense to go drop off her friend and come back all the way again. So we started with my date, (probably this is where she dropped the ball). So after dropping her off, I had to take her friend home. 3am, it was.

"I still need a few more drinks, do you have booze in your car?", she wanted to know.
"I have a few bottles at home but it is too late. How about next time with your friend?", I suggested.
"No, I want now", she insisted.

She said let us go get them and I will drink on the way. So when we got to my place we popped a bottle of champaigne and turned on the lights and started singing along to the music whilst sipping the drink with bubbles. As the music got slower we started dancing cheek to cheek.

"Ohh my goodness, I feel so good with a nice guy like you", she said.

She wanted me to refill her glass.

"Hmmmm you have a nice house", she said.
"Please show me around".

She grabbed me by the hand. I started feeling her cold but soft hands.

"How come a handsome guy like you is not married?", she asked as we went upstairs...