Love the name "Chaotic Salad."
I too used to never eat salads, believing that a real meal involved primarily meat. But over the past few years, I've eaten some great meals that consisted of only a large salad.
Tuna Massaman Curry Salad
Apple Walnut Gorgonzola Salad
BBQ Chicken Salad
and the simple Caprese Salad.
All very delicious, all very healthy.