Maybe it could be something different every year. Check this shit, 3d printed desktop crypto price tickers using e-paper. Connects to your wifi, flips through upto 10 tokens, use's coingekco for price feeds, battery lasts a month and would cost about $50 to get custom ones made.
Had to much time on my hands lately and been looking at loadsa stupid crap, hahaha.
Happy New Year to you and your misses and not forgetting half and quarter pint 😁