RE: Please VYB my Valentine

[mineopoly]

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[buffalobison]

What did the bar of soap do when she got to the edge of the cliff?
She Dove.

[mineopoly]

I remember these jokes. You had hundreds of them.

Today I saved a man from drowning in the river.

I dropped a bar of soap.

^{and he washed ashore}

[buffalobison]

Shh don't tell anyone

_{I'm pretending to be witty and maybe funny here}

[mineopoly]

OK. I won't tell people who you are.

[corvidae]

I've always wondered if Dove ice cream bars were just Dove soap bars dipped in chocolate... maybe that's why I never tried them.

[mineopoly]

They don't taste like soap... but yeah... they look like soap bars dipped in chocolate !LOL

[lolzbot]

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Why do ghosts like to hang out in bars?
They enjoy the boos.
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[corvidae]

Maaaayyyybeeeee the soap is actually ice cream.