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Oh no.
Please help me.
You have unwittingly opened the trap door of my mind.
I was trying so hard to avoid and stay away from that kind of thinking. Ha ha
That part of your anatomy I desperately try to keep from thinking about.
Am I always successful???
Ha ha
Love it. oops, There I go again.
Now you can see why trouble follows me around and torments me from time to time. I am so deserving of all the torture I receive. lol
Thank you

Francis