I like cake a lot, but some of these would put me off of eating anything for a while.
I have resteemed your post (basically put it up on my blog too) so more people will see it as part of my #newbieresteemday as part of the #SteemitNewbieResteemInititative where the idea is to promote and connect new users as well as get their content (of all kinds) out to as many people as possible from a grassroots level.