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Ooooh shiiiii… Why U cut the finger?? Atleast, there’s beer 😂😉

The knife just attacked me all of a suddenly 😂
I was cleaning it and my hand slipped, and my finger hit the blade. The first reason would be better and less humiliating 🤣🤣

Well bro, sounds exactly as the knife really attacked you!! I hope you showed him it’s master and daddy afterwards 😈

Knifes are less obedient than women. Prefer to show them who is the master 😎😂

😂😂🔥🫵