For example, last night, while lying on the sofa, he suddenly started making gagging sounds. Because the wife and I are both pathetic, there we were, fawning over him with panic in our eyes. We coaxed him to the water bowl, demanding he had a drink, whereupon he promptly nipped out the open patio door, ran up the garden and started barking his arse off.
Can I borrow him?
He's very broken.
For example, last night, while lying on the sofa, he suddenly started making gagging sounds. Because the wife and I are both pathetic, there we were, fawning over him with panic in our eyes. We coaxed him to the water bowl, demanding he had a drink, whereupon he promptly nipped out the open patio door, ran up the garden and started barking his arse off.
He's definitely broken. 🤣