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Oh, no! Yeah, I hope the insurance covers it.

I've talked to the guy driving the mower, but am waiting to hear from his boss.

Ouch!!!!

I was texting you when it the 'explosion' caused me to jump out of my chair!

Wow! I can imagine!!! I’d jump right out of the other window!
And all that while texting me! 😂 now each time a rock flies through your window, you will be reminded of me! 😂😂
!LOLZ
!PIZZA
!DOOK

Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.
Then they call me ugly and poor.

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OMG, 😱

😮 power lawnmowers kinda scare me, not gonna lie