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If I were you, I wouldn't trust anyone who'd disagree with the notion that "Lara Croft is hot". Its been unanimously agreed, she's very hot.

I'd like to do some tomb raiding with her...

Will I be needing to tell Faith about this conversation, or no? I could snitch on you, or you could just buy my silence. How about a box of those half-priced Oreos to make sure I don't tell Faith about you, and Lara, eh?

She has a Lara Croft outfit...Wears it sometimes too...She's on board. :)

Oh... I see where your fascination comes from. I'd ask you to elaborate more, but I'll leave that kink to you, you lucky bastard.

😂

I've got photos...

Please. Send. NOW! These polygons aren't doing it for me, chief.