I get it. I shouldn't be encouraging you really - I'm a bad influence. But then, I believe that you started it!
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I get it. I shouldn't be encouraging you really - I'm a bad influence. But then, I believe that you started it!
Ha, I am definitely the bad influence here. That's okay though, bad influences are right up there with dirty minds in my book :)
Bad influences, dirty minds...All legit it seems. Good thing too I guess considering my personality. :)
But seriously, yes, you are a bad influence. I'm a veritable angel in comparison I think.
I'm going to need some references as proof, and possibly a feather or two from the angel wings. Express mail them to Bad Influences Inc USA. If I find that you have not been telling the truth, I will forward you devil horns, sized small, medium, or large - depending on degree of devilment.
A medium sized horn will work...It's not always about size.
Lol. And so it begins...you will be topping your 12% inappropriateness before we know it ;)
Goddamn it! You lured me into the tangled web of inappropriateness with such ease. Only a true inappropriateness-ninja could do such a thing so easily. Well...Actually it doesn't take too much effort to lead me to sink right into the gutter so I shouldn't really blame you. But...I will. I'm completely sober right now and look at me! Imagine me after one drink (I say one because that's about my limit mostly...But maybe I can be easily lead there also?)
After one drink I am a mess of giggles, and after one drink you with the dirty jokes...we would be a truly vile combination. We can never drink together to save society the headache :)