Wow all of this after hearing about those gay penguins that broke up. I thought it was the couple that got famous with the egg they sat an and I think spurred a book called "Tango Makes Three" but I guess there have been a few prominent gay penguin breakups:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/2005/09/16/gay-penguins-break-up.html
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/toronto-gay-penguin-couple-break-report-article-1.990940
I guess birds are just not to be trusted (fidelity wise).
Have you heard of birdstory personals? It's a deep deep web joke...
Hahahahahaha. But..for the penguins. Sad.