These are the simple steps you must take if you want to learn how to catch a whale .... I don't get why you think it's so hard.

in #whales9 years ago (edited)

A lot of people out there wondering how to get a Steemit whale to give you some love on your post. It's pretty simple guys. You just need to follow these simple steps. You can thank-me once you've caught your next whale. These will "definitely" work........ 

1. Tag them in every post you ever make....like every post. 

2. Pay them a compliment. Whales like kind words. 

3. Do some research on our whale like friends. 

4. Imagine being a human then one day someone refers to you as a Whale. That is psychologically damaging. Just a thought. 

 

5.Bake them a cake. 

Simple guys, very simple stuff. Just follow the above tips and ponder on them. Then you too will become a confused human who now thinks they are a whale. 

#whalesarepeopletoo #whales #steemit #reality

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I don't want to catch a whale. I enjoy watching them.


UpvotedKeep up the great work @jbs410