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Hell yea Chuck Norris! Did you know that when Chuck Norris jumps into a pool he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chucked.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he has nightmare of Chuck Norris

Q: What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris and a duck?
A: A roundhouse kick to the face because nobody crosses Chuck Norris!

Q: What is the last thing that goes through the heads of Chuck Norris's victims?
A: His foot.