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Master of things will have wings
Many of life’s failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up.

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Why couldn’t the bike keep up with the car?
Because it was 2-tired

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What do you call a marine mammal that should do something?
An oughtter.

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I'm in a club for kids who love math.
We are called the Algebros.

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I have kleptomania.
When it gets bad I have to take something for it.

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