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In that case, you must upvote yourself at 0 minutes and two of your alts as well, comment with those alts, buy a vote at 3 days and finish by upvoting yourself on day 6. If one of your alts are a bid-bot rinse and repeat 4 times daily at least.

Thank you. Take this 100% up vote as a token of my gratitude for your amazing advice.

I think everyone who reads this post has either 100% got the humor or been like wtf and is questioning everything, lol