What really hurts my feelings the most though is how I have this fancy new keyboard I won't be able to use. Pretty much everything I say just sounds like the spacebar now. I'm surprised you can even see me. Trapped within this void, I found myself, in the dark, feeling abandoned and alone with thoughts I'm not allowed to use anymore because a freedom fighter kicked my ass. And to top it all off with the hardest pill to swallow...
I'm not even as cool as abshamilton...
Did someone write something?
Nothing to see here, man. Just me, captivating an audience, by being bored, in some random comment section on the internet somewhere. I'll try to be more productive, tomorrow.