Wow. You seem to know her inside out.
If getting close to her food will get me arrested then, I should start packing to relocate to police net indefinitely because I love food too and your description of her cooking seems irresistible.
Please where is @mimy, someone just unveiled you. Let me be the tester to ALL your foods please.
DISCLAIMER: Please oga @ehiboss, i believe you know say I no serious for wetin I talk about police up there. I forget sey we dey where everyone is guilty until proven innocent. Haha. If na anyother police apart from we own, i fit reason to pack go their cell myself.
Give me your address and I will tell you the nearest fast food restaurant to save you the stress of the journey.
Lol. Plot 150, three arms zone.