Hey Kettbutt!
I just thought I should leave a public remark, that despite accepting the request from Malos to write an entry under your contest premise, that I didn't follow up in actually "entering" it, because as a witness, I don't feel right participating in steem contests run by users like yours here. I feel like I'd be doing a disservice to the community as a witness and community leader to get into things designed to help our people with the the chance to be seen and boost their wallets and all.
Also, the post I wrote for this, is the longest I EVER spent on a post, and in my case, it was the hardest one I ever took on, because coming up with 10 non-ridiculous things was really, really hard for me.
I enjoyed this exercise. Thanks for the prompt.