I was in restaurant with my family regarding to celebration of 30th anniversary of my parents being in a marriage.
My "dear" aunt I've never liked, who never liked me either, but pretended as she is started a conversation she never should.
She talked, I guess, for like 15 minutes how good is to be a vegan.
AND SHE ORDERED A STEAK!
My dad, who is the biggest meat lover, cabotaged her right in the eye with a piece of the most expensive piece of cheese.
She was cabotaged right back home next day with some cabbage my father prepared for her in bio-degradable bag.
I'm not quite sure she will cabotage herself ever back again.