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Oh no! Did your wife pick out a new cat? You have to get another one! How can you live without having a cute, little furry nemesis? Just think of all the adventures you'll miss ...

Yeah, I got her another kitten. He showed up at the airport one day....I named him Aileron ......on account of he was an aeronautical type of feline. I should write a few stories about him too....we got along much better than Buster and I.