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Like with dating apps, the dessert's picture is a lot prettier than the real thing. But it says you are welcome to lick its crummmbls if that's what you're into.

Start choosing the ugly ones, that's tje catch. :p

But what if they're burnt? Dear god, what if they're flavorless??!

You took too much sugar, didn't you? :p

Yes. I'm farting again. Scared all the sexy pastries away.