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Either or, really. But regardless, that means I did my job! :D I was so worried that I wouldn't be able to rewrite it after Word crashed on me, but yes. This is sadly based on a guy I knew in high school and quite a few people I knew in college, both undergrad and grad school. It was a trudge getting this one done, as I had to write it twice. Thanks go out to my co-writer: