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Maybe quickly wrap yourself in the curtain in order to protect yourself from the dangers of what could be outside. Then once you're ready step on out there (don't forget to hold your breath) and check to see if there's something that might get smashed if a wall falls on it. Might be tulips out there or a lawn that needs mowing.

Weird. Just tried that and wouldn't you know, there is a television sitting right outside here and it's tuned in to the C-SPAN station. I love that station. I think I'll just sit here wrapped in my curtain drinking a !BEER and enjoying the show.

No mystery goes unsolved when I'm around. Don't tune in to the hockey game.


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