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Discomfort you say? Weird. As I'm sure you're well aware most everything I publish explores highly positive, self-empowering themes with commonly featured topics including rainbows, sunshine, flowers, babies that don't belong to me, and butterflies. Not sure how this one hit so far off target. I will certainly be discussing this issue with my editor over a 30-pack of non-alcoholic gluten-free !BEER

You need to stake more BEER (24 staked BEER allows you to call BEER one time per day)

!DAMMIT

I wasn't aware you had an interest in babies that don't belong to you.

Don't worry about the beer, we can party when you get your first !PAYCHECK.

The babies that don't belong to me are the best kind of babies. Every time I see one I feel so full of gratitude that it's someone else's problem and not mine.

WEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!