Funny... Do you live in Penela? Sounds like you know Mr.Mario, he's picked me up in a hearse in the past and "half cut" too.
Mr.Mario "Bigodes" in the town where I live in central Portugal is the local:
- "Residencia" (type of hotel)
- Café
- Restaurante
- Taxi service
- House rentals
- Undertaker
- Wine & spirits producer
- Farmer
- Newspaper agent
- Owner of the place you place bets and the lottery
- Gas bottle salesman
Now that is multi-tasking!