Dear Bar of chocolate
It has been a long time since we last had contact. I miss you. The last time we were together, we had such a great time. My heart melted, I am sure yours did too.
I know this is very forward, but I will no longer hold these feelings back. From the very first moment you touched my lips and hung on my hips, I fell in love with you. I can no longer live without you; you bring joy to my world; flavour to my dull life. You are my everything, my drug that cures all my heartache and sorrow. The hug that comforts me, and you never say a bad word to me.
You are both good and bad for me. In winters you add extra layers around my body, keeping me warm and soft. In summer I am too scared to go outside in my shorts to swim. You make me feel self-conscious about how I look and my self-confidence takes a beating.
At times you make me smile and brighten my mood, but every time I look into the mirror and reflect on our relationship. I realise that we can no longer continue this way, our relationship has way too many ups and downs. Although all of these things are negative and bad, I still love you for who you are. I love you for the faults and challenges you put me through.
I look forward to our next embrace. I am not a quitter and will always have you in my cupboards for those late night sins.
This is one of the things I wrote for my course, this is the very first one. My course study ID:10342746
Just on a little side note for self improvement. I will be doing pushups, situps and squats for the amount of $$$ (ratio;$1:1) I earn on this post and will give a short feedback every day at the end of each post. This will be split in equally between all 3. Any not done will carry onto the next day.
Very funny, but sadly I can relate to every word of it. HOWEVER I suspect there is something you are not telling us. It sounds very impressive to say you'll do pushups in return for dollars - but what are you actually going to SPEND those dollars on. Huh? You are fooling nobody, dragonslayer. You will spend it all on more chocolate...
Hahaha oh nooooo someone found out my darkest secret :D, I actually do, do the pushups. When I get to 100 pushups a set then I will take a video.
Now that's a video that will definitely deserve an upvote!
midnight snack,
midday brunch,
though love,
our kind of love.
Bravo!! @dragonslayer109
Choco is my life.
I got a bellyRub and this comment has received a 0.39 % upvote from @bellyrub thanks to: @sophial.
How nice she is! I think you will talk about the facts of chocolate before I read more your post lol 😀
thanks to you I'm craving for chocolate now...lol..upvoted and followed you
I am sorry, I was actually eating a chocolate while I was writing it.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
here spend more money on chocolate upvotes
Nice post. Very entertaining and funny. I, too, would like a token. Will continue to follow.
@dragonslayer109
LOL. Dam bars of chocolate and their seductive ways!
Nice one @dragonslayer109 . Very Funny and Interesting . I liked your writing . I love Chocolate. ☺ Keep it up. Upvoted and followed. Have a good day.
Great. Now I want chocolate. Look what you've done. 😉
wow nice sir yummy chocolate i love chocolate too.
Hahaha love it - I am a chocoholic so I can relate. Good luck with the exercise - I will follow you but will not join..... I will keep on carrying mine over to the next day:)
It's nearly weekend and that means cheat meal, Well at least for me, since I'm on strict diet. Thanks for reminding, Instead of ice-cream, this time I'll switch to chocolate.
Good luck for your bodyweight exercises. Looking forward for your progress :D
I never have cheat days, but I am just watching what I eat. So no diet for me.
giveee some CHOCO.!! Great post
Great post the thumb looks so yummy lol
I like chocolate bar too! Really miss it but my massive stomach doesn't need an excuse to get any larger so have to keep it at arms length I'm afraid!
Hahaha I love chocolate way to much sometimes :)
Nice, really nice. Duo i don't like chocolate because it made me loose some of my teeth.😁
Pathologists find many benefits that can be taken from chocolate. Chocolate is made from cocoa beans rich in compounds called flavonoids,Flavonoids act as antioxidants, neutralize the bad effects of free radicals that can destroy the cells and tissues of the body,Chocolate also makes us excited and comfortable because there is a stimulant effect,Many people, especially women, consume chocolate for this purpose. After eating enough chocolate, they will feel more calm.But do not consume excessive chocolate because it can make a distended stomach , because there is always a price to be paid
I must be a women >.<
I like it and upvote
Who doesn't love chocolate, if you give me a ton of chocolate cakes I will still need more to be filled.
This is awesome well done!
Nice post..
This is great! A love letter to chocolate. I would do the same for my candy of choice: peanut M&M's! Ive upvoted and am now following! Thanks for the post!
Hahaha M&M's are amazing
Since going Vegan, I only eat dark chocolate now. It's more intense and harder to binge, so that's a benefit! lol. I love your idea for self motivation!
Dark chocolate is my favourite chocolate.
LOL, that darn chocolate- can't live without it :)
The only thing that brightens my day when evrything is sour. Yumm!😙
I rly love choclate too =)
LOL...that naughty chocolate :)
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
all of my chocolate
now belongs to you.
(So does my excess weight!)
Upvoted & RESTEEMED!
This is really nice
These seductive chocolate bars just makes me crazy! It is amazing how chocolate brings smile on one's face just by a single taste of it!
Beautifully written! Enjoyed the post!
Cheers
@progressivechef
I love chocolate, too! But me thinks you make love to your chocolate! LOL! It could get messy! It's all good! I really enjoyed your post!!
Love this! Upvoted, resteemed and following.
lol, so funny. :-D I feel the same love towards chocolate as you do! especially lindt bars!
Awsome lol