Only 5 days to enter the Garden Gnome Meme Contest and WIN 5 SBI!
Seriously, only 5 days, and so far, no entries. You could fart and win this contest! 5 Steem Basic Income if you win. That's a hefty price for some cheap gas.
The details:
- Create a garden gnome meme
- Mention @gardengnomepubs on the meme.
- Create a Steemit blog post featuring your meme
- Tag the post #gardengnomepubs.
- Post a link to your meme - Here, here, or here.
- Deadline: Midnight EST, March 31, 2019.
What are you waiting for? If you don't enter, you can't lose!
Get In On The Next Exquisite Corpse
Our exquisite corpse writing exercises are the most popular writing events on the Steem blockchain (besides @freewritehouse). And there's a reason for that.
It's Because We Knock Em Dead!
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What we do is take turns writing a leg of a story. First, one writer. Then another. Then another. Until the story is written. Each writer picks up where the last one left off and we go until the story is done.
Flash Us, Please!
That's right! We're giving you permission to flash us. In 500 words or less.
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Using the above image as a prompt, write us a flash fiction story in 500 words or less. It can be anything at all as long as it can fit into the speculative fiction genre. What's that, you say?
Wow us. 500 words or less. Speculative fiction. Big wide umbrella.
We like umbrellas. The winner wins 2 SBI.
Deadline: 11:59 p.m. EST, April 1, 2019.
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My entry for the Garden Gnome Meme Contest:
https://steemit.com/meme/@wolffeys/my-entry-garden-gnome-meme-contest-by-gardengnomepubs
Great #contest! Thanks, @gardengnomepubs!!!
Thanks. Can't wait to judge 'em.
If there's still room I'm in for the Equisite Corpse.
Incredilicious! Happy to have you.
Want to signup for speculative fiction.
Do you mean the Exquisite Corpse writing exercise?
I mean the flashup, with the lightening striking the tree...think that's what I see
Okay. Just submit you entry right
https://steemit.com/speculativefiction/@fredkese/flash-up-story
I have to bookmark this and get on it shortly.
Awesome. We'd love to see what you come up with.
I made one. Hope this helps send some weirdos your way.
https://steemit.com/gardengnomepubs/@acolucky/gardengnomepubs-a-literary-fiction-publication
Cool! We can't wait to start judging.
Hey, here is my entry:
Thanks for the contest :) https://steemit.com/meme/@goodguymate/or-when-you-get-confused-with-santa-s-elves-meme-contest-entry
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Thanks. Judging to commence soon. :-)
I resteemed by the way, I hope that counts for my 'post' part of the rules.
Sorry, but the reason we're hosting this contest is to spread a little viralism, or virility?, around the blockchain. These are all very clever and if one of them ended up in a post where your 1,900 followers could see it, we're betting it would have a better than even chance of winning. 😉
I succumbed to your play on my desire to win! I love to win stuff! (also, I'd invite you to mention your organization on any one of @ecoinstar's recent blogs so I can support you with SBI shares)
Awesomeness. We'll commence to judging next week. Thanks for entering (that's what she said).
Made us chuckle.
👍
Tilts the odds in your flavor.
Oh yes. Trump gnome. Gets us every time. 😃
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Here is my entry please check my page out!😁
https://partiko.app/@pwny/i-contest-meme-cupw9igc
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Thanks. We'll start judging pronto.
I'd like in on the next exquisite corpse! Thanks :)
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