There are an infinite number of ways to ruin a headline. These are fourteen.
Listicle Ruination:
15 Ways to Ruin This Headline
Adverbial Ruination:
15 Ways to Unbelievably Ruin This Headline
Buzzfeed Ruination:
You’ll Never Believe What We Did To Ruin This Headline
Betteridge’s Ruination:
Could This Be The World’s Best Headline?
Upworthy Ruination:
Ruination Of This Headline. What Happened Next Will Blow Your Mind!
Self-Delusional Ruination:
Headline Ruination Manifesto
Jokey Old Media Ruination:
Breadline For Poor Headline
“Thoughts On” Ruination:
Thoughts On The Ruination Of This Headline
Academic Ruination:
Ruins of Ruination, and Ontologies of Quandary: A Methodology for the Construction of Problematic Headlines
“Scientists Discover” Ruination:
Scientists Discover Ruination Of This Headline
“Tiny Sample Size / Massive Trend” Ruination
People on Steemit Are Ruining Headlines!
Twitter Ruination
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Viral Marketing Ruination
Just Ruined This Headline, but Nothing’s Wrong with my [brandname]
“Considered Harmful” Ruination:
This Headline Considered Harmful
"Call To Action" Ruination:
Ruination Of This Headline. Upvote now!