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I have an emotional bowel.

Hahaha! I have never heard it put that way, I love it!

Me neither, until I put it that way. My doctor calls it irritable. I resent that. It's not irritable, it's emotional. Happy? Nausea and gas! Triggered? Must poop right now and baft at the same time and see if I can create vacuum in me!

Emotional bowel. :sigh: