hahahahaha you are killing me with this one!!!
The whole time reading your post, I was thinking, "What?? You actually get private messages from people??"
But then,
Things got weird after this.
hahaha I'm still laughing!! I'm sorry, I'm trying to be supportive and helpful for you, but I can't stop laughing! Where did that guy(?) think this was all heading?? Don't answer that!! Who knows? but it's something neither of us need to figure out!
Wow! That's all I've got for you. Just wow!
Haha, yeah... I don't have any better words for it either.. So wow. :D