The secret is to kill one of the government pigs that are sent to kidnap you and take their place. After that, your will have a steady job as a government pig with 3 square meals a day and all the side ramen you can eat!
The secret is to kill one of the government pigs that are sent to kidnap you and take their place. After that, your will have a steady job as a government pig with 3 square meals a day and all the side ramen you can eat!
You know, I've actually thought about infiltrating before, but I eventually realized that lifestyle just isn't for me. I would certainly enjoy all the hearty meals and side ramen but I wouldn't be able to handle the stress of living a lie. And besides, Cracker Barrel gives me their day-old bread sometimes instead of just throwing it out. We have a pretty decent symbiotic relationship.
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!BEER makes a man happy healthy and wise. That is all you need! :OD
You are right, the thought of wearing all that lizard skin day in and day out would just end up draining you. Far better to be free and fighting the good fight on the lamb with free day-old bread! Yeeehaw!
!PIZZA
Well… it certainly makes me happy sometimes. Healthy and wise, that's debatable.
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I believe it is relative. That is what I keep telling myself :OD
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