Enough With Your Rotten Gerbils and Tall Sound-proofing
Dear Ms Wilson,
I have always felt elated living near to you. You are the most aggressive neighbour a person could ever meet.
Therefore, you must understand how difficult it has been for me to approach you with this matter.
I'm afraid I can no longer stand your loud music.
I lay in bed last night, trying to sleep, and all I could think about was how your gerbils is too rotten and your sound-proofing way too tall. I had a nightmare that you burst in through the window brandishing a paint brush
I have to insist that you take action to stop your loud music from upsetting me. I demand that you varnish the fence then paint the fence.
And while we're on the matter, I'm finding your loud music increasingly inexcusable. This is not the kind of behaviour I expect from somebody living in a peaceful neighbourhood like Little Oaks.
If you don't rectify the situation I shall have no choice but to call the fire brigade and post photos of your loud music on Twitter.
Furthermore, I have close ties with thugs and I won't be be afraid to cash in a few favours if you don't comply with my demands.
Thanks
memeon
Good post