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oh man now i'm imaginging however caligula fucked up eating to make it as weird as possible

edit: is there written records of caligula's human right violations against food I have to know

now I'm thinking about the ramifications of going back in time to give caligula access to dill pickle popcorn seasoning

we are all very fortunate the time is a temporal dimension and there is no way for Caligula and our dads to have a cookout

agreed. i'm nodding solemnly.

i think cars would still exist